my chromosomes are full of why

In 2011, I:

• Explored the wonders of TOK
• Survived the first year of real IB
• Worked 24 hours straight on my Computer Science IA (in combination with whole weeks of effort)
• Lost all hope
• Snuck in
• Spent too much time on League of Legends
• Worked out at the Rec Center
• Cut my hair off
• Thought I moved on
• Fought a scary person at fight night
• Redecorated my room
• Went to D-CON
• Helped John repaint a parking lot
• Hit a plateau in swim
• Got to say the pledge of allegiance over the PA 
• Was elected Senior Class President
• Was a cheerleader in Powderpuff
• Ran with Bellguard candidates in the rain
• Messed around with people
• Danced in the KBBD dance crew during the Manshow intermission
• Became what I wanted to be
• Was a Dashing Dude
• Played Donkey Ball
• Thought I found love again
• Didn’t.
• Made a 7 on the Computer Science SL IB test
• Flew to NY by myself for college visits
• Did a Physics EE
• Married Michael
• Hosted a BG party while my parents were out of town
• Volunteered at Quakecon
• Stood in line for 7 hours with bros at the grand opening of H&M
• Learned to backflip
• Landed on my neck and broke a toe
• Relapsed
• Saw a fire in my neighborhood
• Got asked to Sasche homecoming
• Made a badass purple mum
• Had the best 18th birthday ever
• Bought a pink dildo
• Won spot 16 and half painted one
• Got to do the SENIOR chant
• Participated in the start of video announcements at GHS
• Didn’t get nominated for Homecoming king
• Broke my wrist doing a flip at a pep rally
• Bonded with the 2011 BGs
• Cried at TOK retreat
• Smoked cigars
• Sleptover
• Ran the flags at Cowboys Stadium
• Shopped alone on Black Friday
• Helped break a world record at Turket Trot
• Didn’t get accepted to MIT
• Was accepted to UT, Northeastern, and Purdue
• Visited Austin and stayed in Jesse’s apartment with Brandon, Liam, Jbo
• Learned to crochet
• Swam 5 miles in 190 minutes
• Went to the Dallas Museum of Art

I probably forgot a lot of stuff.

In short, most exciting year ever.

2012 come at me bro.